Rob's Posting on My Blog - NOW THAT'S FUNNY

Monday, April 17th Wow, I can’t believe it! I just created my online blog and I’ve already had 16 hits! There sure are a lot of people out there interested in my life. I spent the entire day telling everyone I knew about my blog and telling them to check it out. Most people I saw I told six or seven times. I was getting some strange looks, but I don’t want them to miss anything. Tuesday, April 18th. 18 hits and counting! I checked around and went back to all the people I spoke to yesterday. I reminded them to check it out. I mean, they don’t want to miss anything right? Even though I’ve already told them everything in person, they really need to read it online. Plus then they get the benefit of reading about it from my avatar. Don’t know what an avatar is? Well, I just found out a couple days ago, but if you’re not cool enough to know, I’m not telling you. Here’s a hint, my avatar is completely self centered and full of herself. Wednesday, April 19th. I think I figured out why more people aren’t checking it out – too much crap about Grace and Ben in there. Who wants to hear about them? It’s about me people, me! Check it out! I’ve started printing out my web pages and leaving them on people’s chairs. That counts as a hit, right? Of course it does. 453 hits and counting! Sunday, May 6th . I made an announcement in church today about my blog. I don’t think any of think any of those sanctimonious jerks are going to visit the site, but I’m counting the entire congregation as hits. 842 hits! Tuesday, May 16th . I’ve discovered a whole new target market for my blog – homeless people! I offer them a couple of quarters, lead them to the nearest public library, and pay them after they’ve checked it out. One guy tried to tell me he’d check it out later. Yeah right, buddy. No spare change for you! 962 hits, whoopee! Friday, May 26th. I’ve taped my blog to the windows of my car, and am now counting every person I drive past as a hit. 15,252 hits! It’s unbelievable how many people want to learn about what I’ve got going on! Ken tried to tell me I was wasting gas, the cheap b@st@rd. He just doesn’t understand what it means to have an adoring public. My fans are counting on me, and I’ll do what it takes to please them! …WHERE WILL IT END? JUST SAY NO TO THE BLOG OF JESS - BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE….