Rob's Posting on My Blog - NOW THAT'S FUNNY

Monday, April 17th Wow, I can’t believe it! I just created my online blog and I’ve already had 16 hits! There sure are a lot of people out there interested in my life. I spent the entire day telling everyone I knew about my blog and telling them to check it out. Most people I saw I told six or seven times. I was getting some strange looks, but I don’t want them to miss anything. Tuesday, April 18th. 18 hits and counting! I checked around and went back to all the people I spoke to yesterday. I reminded them to check it out. I mean, they don’t want to miss anything right? Even though I’ve already told them everything in person, they really need to read it online. Plus then they get the benefit of reading about it from my avatar. Don’t know what an avatar is? Well, I just found out a couple days ago, but if you’re not cool enough to know, I’m not telling you. Here’s a hint, my avatar is completely self centered and full of herself. Wednesday, April 19th. I think I figured out why more people aren’t checking it out – too much crap about Grace and Ben in there. Who wants to hear about them? It’s about me people, me! Check it out! I’ve started printing out my web pages and leaving them on people’s chairs. That counts as a hit, right? Of course it does. 453 hits and counting! Sunday, May 6th . I made an announcement in church today about my blog. I don’t think any of think any of those sanctimonious jerks are going to visit the site, but I’m counting the entire congregation as hits. 842 hits! Tuesday, May 16th . I’ve discovered a whole new target market for my blog – homeless people! I offer them a couple of quarters, lead them to the nearest public library, and pay them after they’ve checked it out. One guy tried to tell me he’d check it out later. Yeah right, buddy. No spare change for you! 962 hits, whoopee! Friday, May 26th. I’ve taped my blog to the windows of my car, and am now counting every person I drive past as a hit. 15,252 hits! It’s unbelievable how many people want to learn about what I’ve got going on! Ken tried to tell me I was wasting gas, the cheap b@st@rd. He just doesn’t understand what it means to have an adoring public. My fans are counting on me, and I’ll do what it takes to please them! …WHERE WILL IT END? JUST SAY NO TO THE BLOG OF JESS - BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE….

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Question of the Day

If you made a love potion that tasted horrible, how would you drink it? I'd drink mine quickly with vodka! (Suprise suprise) Let me know what YOU would do!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!!

EVERYONE- MY FAVORITE BROTHER SCOTT IS 40 TODAY AND - My good friend Erik's birthday is today as well!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BOTH OR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello to all! Life is going pretty good. I am so grateful for all the good things in my life. My husband, kids, family, friends, job, home and county! This winter has kicked our family's ass illness wise - poor Ben has had strep throat, Grace and I had a 24 hour bug earlier this month and Grace has had a flu since Wednesday! Poor little bugger! The kids had doctor appintments on Tuesday (while I was in NYC for a work meeting)> They are growing fine - BOTH are only 10 inches shorter than me! YIKES - I better eat my wheaties. Its still cold here - suprise suprise! 19.4*F Poor Sparky! We should have named her Dixie - she is from Tennessee - and ehe HATES the cold. Outside for her business only and then directly back inside by the woodstove. Sometimes I think she is going to climb into the fire she gets so close... School vacation was good. The kids didn't want to do anything but veg out - they really are my children. They did go to Jokers with the Rec department and hung out at their Grammy's a day or two and got spoiled - so that had a good time I went to NYC - WOW. Haven't been there since 1988 - Park Ave, Time Square, Theater District - We had work meetings at Colgate, went to the Letterman Show (2/19/07) and had dinner at Carmine's - Also went to ground zero - and although its still a construction site - I cannot expainn - I just silently cried. The photographs are amazing and moving. I really can't say more. Its similar to the Alfred R Morrow building in Oklahoma City, OK I went there alone and had to sit down to cry- and if you have not been there - Go - we grow our own you know.... Well, gotta go - have a great week. PEACE. JESS

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Well- Lori and Nancy have been away from work since Feb 1 AND I MISS THEM!! The office feels empty and not much laughter and fun have been happening. I look forward to seeing them on Monday! I am looking into taking a class in computers and help desk - I think that may be a direction I am interested in persuing at work. I want the data bases and expo planning - that may be enough to keep me interested. I love my buyers but the goals are old and boring now. I have no problem reaching them. I just know I really need to be learning something right now. Ken thinks it could be me finally missing a church life - maybe - I plan on church shopping soon. I'd like to start with the congregational church - the kids (and ME) are used to more traditional services - although I'd love to start dancing again. We are going out to dinner with our new neighbors the Falzone's tonight. OVI - I am looking forward to it. Cyber see you soon. PEACE. JESS